Evil Bone Water

Discover the legendary 'Evil Bone Water' - Zheng Xie Gu Shui - now available in Flathead Valley and to our online community! This potent topical liniment, steeped in centuries of Traditional Chinese wisdom, is your go-to ally for those moments when your bones and muscles need a little extra convincing to behave.

What's in the Bottle? A secret blend of herbs and minerals that Chinese grandmothers swear by (and who are we to argue?). While we can't reveal the ancient formula, we can tell you it's been tested in the US for the maintaining the highest quality standards and trusted for generations to:

• Soothe cranky muscles
• Ease joint discomfort
• Provide cooling relief

How to Use: Simply apply to the affected area and let this 'evil-chasing' elixir work its magic. It's like a stern talking-to for your aches and pains, but in liquid form!

Perfect for:

• Weekend warriors
• Desk-job ninjas
• Anyone who's ever said "I'm too old for this"

While you can't sample it from our famous apothecary wall, trust us - one whiff and you'll know this stuff means business. It's Montana muscle care with an Eastern twist!

Caution: For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes or sensitive areas. Not for use during pregnancy or nursing. Keep out of reach of children.

Disclaimer: This traditional topical remedy is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.