Sweet Revenge

This is for every time someone said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." They were wrong. Dead wrong.

Welcome to dessert without consequences. We've captured everything you crave—vanilla bean daydreams, caramel conspiracies, fruit cobbler comfort, coconut cream fantasies—and turned them into tea. All the flavor, none of the sugar crash. All the satisfaction, none of the side-eye.

Pour yourself a second cup. Hell, pour a third. This is your revenge on every sad salad, every skipped birthday cake, every "I'll just have water."

Sweet, indulgent, and completely without regret. Consider this your permission slip to have dessert whenever you damn well please.

Revenge is best served hot. And in a teacup.